Not Worth 23 Cents to Me
No, I won't be lining up for a 23 cent pizza. I bet they charge extra for the garlic dipping sauce -- which is the only way I could eat it anyway.
You can make just about anything taste good if you pour enough garlic flavored grease on it.
Last time I ate Papa John's pizza, I woke up in the middle of the night and, to put it delicately, I was in distress.
Now, that might make for an amusing t-shirt.