Open Letter to My Stalker
|Earlier this year, I received at work two packages of books from book clubs (including the Military Book Club) and a couple of magazine subscriptions -- all unsolicited by me. When I contacted them, they all said the same thing -- that someone had placed the order in my name, either by mailing in a card, or on the internet (supplying an email address that was not mine). In all instances, these merchants were very cooperative and I was charged nothing. The book clubs sent prepaid boxes for the return of the books. The magazines quickly stopped. |
They also went over some other information about how the orders were placed that gave me a pretty good idea of who may be responsible. But rather than pursuing the matter, I just let it drop.
Fast forward to today: I received a package from Crossings Book Club, which is affiliated with the previous book clubs, and is their Christian themed book club. I received three books on bible study and Christian spirtuality, and Nutrition for Dummies. I called once again and explained the situation. Once again, the account opened in my name has been credited and cancelled, costing me nothing but a five minute phone call. Someone mailed in a card with my name on it to place the order. The very helpful Crossings representative told me I could keep the books, give them away or donate them to a library, whatever I wanted. Minimal effort on my part to resolve the matter -- and again, an innocent merchant takes a hit due to someone else's childish stunt.
So, to my dear stalker, whatever problem you have with me -- instead of being a coward, stealing my identity to cause businesses to lose money with your fraudulent orders -- why don't you address me directly? Or better yet, just go away and stay away. If you are so happy with your life now, why are you hanging on to the resentment? And if you aren't happy with your life, doing these things isn't going to make things better.