|A little talkback to the moaners to brighten the day...|
“Who designed those free giveaway baseball caps from the Indians game on Friday night? I realize they were free, but really now. Kelly green camouflage mesh hat, with that ridiculous bucktoothed red Indian logo on the front? It’s the ugliest thing I ever saw. I told my husband to throw it away.” — Middleburg Heights
Would any free Indians hat be satisfactory, when you hate the logo as you do? Lots of people call the logo racist, but instead, you call it bucktoothed. Kelly green camouflage (as opposed to olive green) sounds like the kind of hat that you'd have to give away, but like you said, "they were free." But, that you told your husband to throw it away... what, too big a princess to do it yourself? Or was it his hat in the first place, and you were once again telling him how to dress? I bet if you go out to the garage, you'll find the hat, and he wears it when you aren't around. That, and a pair of your pantyhose.
“On the Food Channel, the women all have their hair flying around. When we had home ec(onomics) in high school, we were always told to pull it back. What gives?” — Euclid
Your hair in the food is gross. Rachael Ray in the EVOO is hot. If you have any questions, please refer to the picture at right, or to this Google image search.
Even if Rachael was just cooking for home, it seems her husband wouldn't mind things ending up in his food, just a guess.
“To Fairview Park police who gave me a $20 parking ticket while I sat in a running car with my small children in front of Giant Eagle, but the same police will sit in the driveway of a friend a couple doors down and talk for half an hour at a stretch on my tax dollar. He could have asked me to move.” — No city
KUDOS and CHEERS to the Fairview Park police, who are cracking down on these idiots who stand indefinitely along the curb at the grocery store. Missy, you think the fact that your car was running and that you had two small children in the car exempts you from the prohibition against parking in a fire lane? Think again! He could have asked you to move? Well, you could have parked your car in a proper parking space, instead of waiting to be told to go do it!
And now they are monitoring you from your neighbors driveway, so look out! You better not be throwing batteries or paint cans in the trash, getting extra channels on your cable you aren't paying for, or making phone calls to foreigners. You are being watched.