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    Wednesday, February 07, 2007

    Bengals - Police on Alert

    From Haves -- thanks!

     

    1. What do you call a drug ring in  Cincinnati ? 

    A  huddle.  

    2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?  

    The  police.  

    3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore? 

          It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. 

    4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul  Brown
    Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf

    because the Bengals  "play better on grass."

    5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new  "Honor System" for his players

    "Yes, your Honor, No your Honor".  

    6. The Bengals had a 9 and 6 season this year:

    9 arrests  (literally),  6 convictions. 


    7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for  their  defense, but
    they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted:  

    Johnny Cochran

    8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp?  

      Studying the Miranda Rights.

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