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    Thursday, January 25, 2007

    Why Do the Browns Think Their Fans Are a Bunch of Dumb Hicks?

    I keep getting emails from the Browns giving me the password to the presale to the Kenny Chesney Concert at Cleveland Browns Stadium this July. 
    Why do they think I care?  Indeed, why do they keep bringing in hilljacks to sing the national anthem at Browns games?  There is nothing that grates on my ear more than some twangy hillbilly that can't sing a straight note warbling his or her way through the national anthem.  Last time I checked, Cleveland was still north of the Mason-Dixon line, and this is the so-called Rock-n-Roll capital of the world. 
    Singing the anthem straight, with no modulation, is a real challenge, and only the best singers can do it.  People who jazz it up do so because that is the only way they can sing it.
    But I digress.
    If you want to see Kenny Chesney, down below is the link and password to participate in the gawdawful presale.  You know, when U2 came to town, they didn't get to play at Cleveland Browns Stadium, but Kenny Chesney does.  Why is that? 

    ---------- Forwarded message ----------
    From: Cleveland Browns <>
    Date: Jan 25, 2007 3:50 PM
    Subject: Kenny Chesney Ticket Information!
    To: [audient]

    To view this email through your web browser, please click here.
    Cleveland Browns ePlaybook Instant Update

    Saturday, July 14th - Kenny Chesney Live!

    The Kenny Chesney Flip Flop Summer Tour 2007 makes a stop at Cleveland Browns Stadium on July 14, and as one of our most valued customers and loyal fans, the Cleveland Browns want to offer you the opportunity to purchase tickets for the concert during a special online presale period.
    On the morning of Saturday, January 27, the following URL and password will allow you to purchase tickets for the concert.
    Password: STIX07
    This presale period runs from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. that day.
    Ticket prices for the show are $96.50 for floor seating, $89.50 for club and lower level seating, and $59.50 for upper level seating.  ADA seating is available in each price category.  There is a maximum of 6 tickets per purchase.  The Cleveland Browns welcome Visa cards.   Click here to view a seating chart.  
    In the meantime, feel free to contact the Fan Squad at (440) 824-6284, toll free (888) 891-1999 or via e-mail at if you have any questions.

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    Comments on "Why Do the Browns Think Their Fans Are a Bunch of Dumb Hicks?"


    Blogger Betty said ... (8:48 AM, January 26, 2007) : 

    Country music makes my ears bleed......


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