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    Wednesday, January 17, 2007

    The Power of Lard

    Nowadays, most of us need someone
    To run our personal life
    Someone to see that
    The plants are watered,
    Someone to make sure the place is clean,
    Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,
    Someone to call for theatre tickets,
    Someone to make up those cheap excuses

    What we need is...Lard...
    The country right now just wants to be
    Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
    Sacrifice or learn
    No one is over the hill
    When the mountain comes to Mohammed

    We love to eat
    We love to pray
    Mold over mind
    Hooray!
     
    --Jello Biafra

    Comments on "The Power of Lard"

     

    Blogger Matt said ... (1:31 PM, January 17, 2007) : 

    You can't throw me to the lions--I'm Charleton Heston!

    There's always room for Jello.

     

    Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:34 PM, January 17, 2007) : 

    Wow, this sounds like a very inside conversation. Either that, or I'm not taking the right drugs.

     

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