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    Friday, December 01, 2006

    Kristen's Birthday

    I have no idea what to get Kristen for her birthday.  She threw me such a wonderful party for my birthday.  I should do something cool for her.  Help!  I need ideas...

    Comments on "Kristen's Birthday"

     

    Blogger Brian Kornell said ... (1:20 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    A wholphin wearing a patch over one eye.

     

    Blogger Audient said ... (1:22 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    a what?

     

    Blogger Brian Kornell said ... (1:40 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    A wholphin - half dolphin/half whale. They are all the rage right now and she could keep it in her bathtub.

     

    Blogger Audient said ... (1:42 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    half dolphin, half whale, half blind.

    aw, Ray will just pee on it.

     

    Blogger Brian Kornell said ... (1:55 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    Damn it! Ray's peeing ruins another gift idea.

     

    Blogger MrsTito said ... (2:13 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    New shower slippy things and some daily shower cleaner spray. Probably a new shower liner would help too.

    Or a gift card to the mall. Those are always easy.

     

    Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:16 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    While I don't personally know Kristen, something tells me that she would love a T-mobile sidekick. Sure, it's very expensive, but it sounds like she's the most awesomest friend ever.

     

    Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:25 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    Also, does she have the Sound of Music Collectors Edition? Because that is something everyone should own.

     

    Blogger Gina Ventre said ... (2:25 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    I know the perfect, battery operated gift for one's 30th.

    Eff the wholphins

     

    Blogger Brian Kornell said ... (3:50 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    What about getting her Jim Halpert. He doesn't even need batteries.

     

    Anonymous Evil Ann Landers said ... (10:31 PM, December 01, 2006) : 

    A redeemable card that says something like "You're boring me, Mike. Take me and some friends to dinner."

    Or:
    "Present for one free hat."?

    Or:
    "Redeem this card with anyone whose initials are M.B. for anything.

    See appendix for disclaimers relevant in your state."

    Then on the attached sheet define her "state" as something mildly insulting.

    Short of a "gift card", I've always found superballs (Those really bouncy little rubber-like objects) a suitable gift for anyone.

    A framed picture of you and a cat. (This is what you give if you want to make the next year's gift seem really special. Or if you're egotistical and/or cheap. Versatile.)

     

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