I am skipping the home opener to the Browns. I have given away my tix to someone who will appreciate them.
I am bummed to miss the home opener, but there is a bright side:
Lee Greenwood is singing the national anthem.
Anthem + Country Twang = AAAAUUUUUURRRRGGGGGHHHHH
And to make it worse, Lee Greenwood is none other than the fiend responsible for that especially insipid ditty, "God Bless the U.S.A."
I love my country, but whenever I hear that song, I want to gnaw my leg off and poke out my eardrums with knitting needles.