Are we sure that call didn't come in from Mayfield Heights???
"To the inconsiderate and rude people who leave their old lottery tickets, coupons and litter in shopping carts." - Cleveland
I LOVE finding old lottery tickets! I always check and see if its a winner. Usually, they aren't. But sometimes someone casts off or drops a winner. It is like playing the lottery without paying for it.
"If the government wants to keep track of our phone calls, that's OK as long as they pay our monthly phone bills." - North Royalton
Cute, but no. Even if the government offered to pay my phone bill, it is still none of their damn business.
"Even though my street, West 46th, is just two blocks from the Second District police station, every July 4th we are the capital of illegal fireworks of Ohio. Why?" - Cleveland
I've got news for you: there were fireworks, bottle rockets, and firecrackers all overace. Don't act like your backyard was the only place. Did you lose a finger? Then why are you complaining? Blowing shit up is how we celebrate being American.
"Attention TV news reporters. 'Hey, hey, look here. We are the audience. Talk to us, not with each other.' " - Brunswick
You... are one of those idiots who talk back to the screen, aren't you? Guess what? Ramona and Tim can't. hear. you. Putz.
"Regarding the New York Times and other newspapers exposing the government efforts against terrorism: I think we need to see the video of 9/11 a few more times to remind us of the type of people trying to kill us." - Brooklyn
Oh, I see. So when you see a jet hit a building, that reminds you of... what exactly? What is it about seeing a jet hit a building that reminds you of the "type of person trying to kill us"? I saw a jet. We didn't know till later who was at the controls.
"I see two illegally parked cars and an illegal U-turn in front of cop cars going back and forth less than a block from the Justice Center. That is not a Justice Center; that is a joke." -Cleveland
And if they cracked down on simple traffic offenses, then that would constitute justice in our society? You're stupid. You think the cops coming to and from the Justice Center to testify in felony cases are going to take time out to ticket a U-turn offender? Did I mention you're stupid? I did? You're still stupid, and it is worth repeating.
"Any child who is still breastfeeding at age 3 will ultimately require psychiatric help, and I strongly suggest the mother seek some as well." - North Olmsted
I always figured that was more for the mom than it was for the kid, by that point. On the other hand, I was not breastfed, and see how I turned out?
"If you build your business in the Cuyahoga Valley flood area, don't expect me to bail you out." - Middleburg Heights
Some business depend on being close to the water, and you think we are not better off having those businesses...?
"I see where the FEMA experts are coming to Northeast Ohio to help the flood victims. FEMA experts? Isn't that an oxymoron?" - Brooklyn
FEMA had experts. Then it became the shell that is was by the time of Hurricane Katrina. I suspect there are lots of FEMA experts outside of the government these days!
"Regarding the breastfeeding protesters; over half of those children can walk to get their milk from the refrigerator." - Shaker Heights
So can I, but ...um... do I really have to go here? OK. It is all about... presentation. Not to mention that if you go natural, you don't have to keep it in the fridge, you just have it on you. Er... in you. Did I mention presentation? I can't overemphasize that point.
"The garbage collectors in Strongsville are rude, nasty, arrogant and leave a mess every time. You would think they were working for nothing." - Strongsville
There is a reason why Oscar the Grouch lived in a trash can, don't you think?
"To the young ladies I see driving and putting on make-up, 'Are you nuts?' " - Brook Park
Why don't you call their cell phones and ask? I'm sure they'll answer with their free limb.
"To the gas stations that add the 9/10ths of a cent. With gas at $3 a gallon, this is absolutely unnecessary nowadays. No other liquid is sold this way. These gas station owners really show their true colors. What a bunch of lowlifes." - Strongsville
I see the garbage collectors are not alone in the Strongsville caste system.